On the road to Angola:
Handmade sign: BULLWHIPS
Turn-off: SOLITUDE, LOUISIANA
Property gate: WEST INHERITANCE
On the road to St. Gabriel:
Zipping through Ferriday Great Balls o’ Fire
If it ain’t The Killer’s hometown
In the old days they would have sent you to America
The one called Grasshopper raises wild things — sparrows, hares, you
name it
They’ve got a mule-skinner here that can make one sit down and talk
Then there’s the wren nesting in the razor wire
I read that the former governor is employing Mr. von Bülow’s attorney
Sissy is Mr. Redwine’s catahoula
Nolan knows where the dove eggs are
Pop named every single one of his roses, his company keepers
I haven’t found anyone good enough for my cats, said Lyles
He bottle-fed the colt Lil Tête, and rehabilitated Ginger
whose backend is sunken still
That dog, the guard said, is emancipated
That man, Nolan said, of Ginger’s former keeper
didn’t need no dog
Smurf is photographed with Daisy; she’s just a pup
But she’s a Fila Brasileiro
as draft horse to regular horse, the very core of horseness
Tiger Lady, Storm, Kilo, Thunder, Josie, Duke, Bonnie, Blaze,
Dolly, Grubby, Jack, Buster, and Tracker
Put your hands together for the K-9 unit
If they can get outside the fence they still have to beat the dogs
No one’s beat the dogs yet, said Castlebury
Whoever possesses AUDACITY must be taken to the Water
and thoroughly dunked
Swallows multiply in the Red Hat building
The greenhouse dog is Fancy
In the Red Hat building Old Sparky gathers webs
No condoms for the heart
Violence. H. Rap Brown proclaimed, is American as apple pie
Over 6 trillion served; over 2 million behind bars
Mr. Redwine is the coffin builder; Grasshopper his apprentice
Built a replica of Old Sparky for the prison museum
International Harvester provided the generator for the original
drove it around on a flatbed
from penitentiary to penitentiary
About the thickness of a pair of panties, You Honor
She was a slab of a woman
The radio calls it predatory selection,
as in white shark’s preference for seals
Her husband, he was a wonderful, wonderful man
That one, he should have never been born
Some run to type
To be a good host the Christian DJ in the dale carnegie T-shirt
offers us a cup of tepid Kool-Aid
To be the good guest we lift our cups and drink
I have a petty fear of red
Where I come from the guest must honor her host
Notice: CAMP J
DUE TO RELIGIOUS CALL-OUT NO BAND CALL-OUT
Mural of the Last Supper, call-out building, east wall
What is that the disciples are eating do you think
Crawfish Chicken Gar
when the Muslims bow to the east
the mural covered with corduroy
Every faith allowed except Satanism
Wall plaque:
THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT BLOODHOUND SITE WAS ENTERED
INTO THE NATIONAL REGISTER OF HISTORICAL PLACES
NATIONAL PRESERVATION ACT OF 1966
Her inamorato, he was a wonderful, wonderful man
That one, he was an inveterate pig
DUE TO THEFT:
All True Crime and Black Study Titles
Are housed in closed shelving
Limit 3 books per person
0 exceptions so don’t ask
Saturday night
Going to Wal-Mart
Satisfaction guaranteed
Over 6 trillion served, 2 million put away
It gets old the way we do things
And Nolan is the Buddha
Maybe Maybe not
His mansuetude manifest
No one here for walking on the grass